From the recording Caught Up
This song expresses in a fun and creative way, God’s frustrated attempts to connect with His people. An allegorical lesson in advanced communication with God. Listen to a reference to old tech at the end of the song.
Lyrics
If God had used e-mail, instead of tablets, scrolls and books, the way that He’d communicate would have a
different look. He’d say, don’t put a hold on my e-mail, Honey! Don’t ya put a block on me. Cause I’ve been writing for such a long time, and need a reply to my plea. So, don’t put a hold on my e-mail, Honey! Don’t ya put a block on me; Cause when it says, “you’ve got mail,” Well I’m the only male that you need Honey, I’m the only mail you should read. • I remember the day, when we used to play, and I would then say, in a postal sort-o-way, “Did any mail of interest come in today?” She would then say, in her special way, “Only you, Only you I say, You’re the only male of interest that I’ve seen all day.” • Oh, don’t delete my heart. Link me from the start. Send me your reply; Cause I don’t wanna to cry. For you I’d surely die! So, don’t put a hold on my e-mail, Honey! Don’t ya put a block on me; Cause I’ve been waitin’ for such a long time, and I need a reply to my plea. So, don’t put a hold on my Face Book, Honey! Don’t ya put a block on me; Cause when it says, “you’ve got mail,” Well I’m the only male that you need, Honey. I’m the only male that should be your Honey, I’m the only mail you should read. Yeah!